I was given a text to speech program to play with and this is what i came up with using audacity and some sound clips/fx from the library. All sounds are free to use combined on open source software. Short ditty 1 minute.
Dropped a plastic bottle over some plastic sandals, recorded this with a phone and wo mic to record directly to my computer inside audacity and edited noise out. Use it freely no need to attribute anything.
Audacity created, a loop for a sketch entitled cleaning as anger management for my youtube channel phedre. I particularly like the rhythm of the click, distorted without realizing the effect it would have. Serendipitous. Have at it.