Some sounds of bed sheets recorded with a roland r-26. Let me know if you need 4 channels (from directional and omnidirectional mics), this is a stereo mix of both.
Sounds like a cartoon getting hit on the head with a frying pan to me. But it can be whatever you want it to be! would love to know what people use it for :).
Once a month is over you happily rip away its calendar page. This can also be a spiral notebook page being taken away. Tearing is relaxing. Recorded with a røde procaster mic.