217 tracce audio royalty-free per "Scherzo"

A hard laugh my friend made me do on a crazy joking spree. Listen to full track here:. Https://soundcloud. Com/james-gordon-965652861/explicit-milky-milk-sacs.

My first sound effectthis sound effect is for jokes.

Awkward pitch pipe. Blew air into a melodica while half-pressing one of the release keys to make it pitchy.

Made for a personal project.

This is the absolute classic joke sting. I crafted this sound using in-the-box effects and royalty free samples.

It's a solo baritone (me) singing with a dramatic melody line:. "this is a piece of shit". I thought this is going to be fun. Performed by tobiasz 'unfa' karoń (me). Captured with a zoom h2. Edited, normalized and denoised with audacity.

Two cricket chirps, can be used for a bad/boring joke (to represent silence), and as a sound for folly.

The voices of a halloween evening, plus vehicle passing and airplane passing over head.

Classic comedy rim shot, made in garageband.

I was trying to imitate the noise that usually happens when someone delivers a comedic punchline, you know, the high hat sound. I used a cheap desktop drumset.

I think it's commonly known that the police are legally permitted to lie to a suspect in order to get information. The fact that the rest of us may not, seems to stop absolutely no one. It's amazing where trickery can lead, if one is trusting (gullible) enough.

A rainy day recorded near a busy road with cars and trucks passing by. Recorded with a zoom h4n.

I was just recording whatever came to mind.

A sound taken out of context. Original sound is that of a bottle exploding whilst being picked up.

French horn vocal imitation.

Kids trick-or-treating in a field as adults howl and laugh and act scary.

Okay, i shoulda stopped betting long ago but i do take risks. Lisette, i know jealousy when i see it. :-p.

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I played around with my programme.

Laughter. Two females voices. Mono. The record made when i tried to record ladder sound http://www. Freesound. Org/people/zabuhailo/sounds/143255/ at second time and neighbors break it.

Nice trick working with doepfer a-101-1 vactrol vcf. Noise to lp in. Gate to cvf in 1 out straight to mixer. Low frequency. High emph. Lp 0, bp about 5 and hp 0. Added a bass and my sampled voice. . .

Generation of clicks ticks and cycles in makenoise xpo and karplus-strong in mimeophon. Good for musique-concrete, etc. Cycling up until breakpoint. Rendered @48khz 32-bit in reaper. For all you morphagene fans out there. Feel free to place your own markers. Enjoy!.

This is the classic comedy "ba dum bum" drum roll that hits or stings after telling a joke. There are four variations, four different drum kits. Recorded in logic pro x with (4) different drum kits. I played each of these via midi keyboard. Enjoy!.

Irish heart is a sample of me speaking "the irish heave a heart, oh we have many harps in ireland, no i said the irish have a heart, i know lad, it's like a harp. ".

Rookvrouw joke.

My answer to request:http://www. Freesound. Org/forum/sample-requests/33687/. Recorded with zoom h2 under blanket for acoustic isolation. Edited with audacity.

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The short version. Great door slam and locking in here. Would never have managed it if the door didn't open inward. Try pushing a man who's more than twice your weight and a half-meter taller than you are. Any american football player will tell you it takes more than a little heart.

Laughing by a man, recorded with a cell phone microphone.

Laughing by a man, recorded with a cell phone microphone.

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I dont know the name of this instrument but it is a flute that you control with a stick while blowing in it. Often heard in older cartoons :). Enjoy and it would be fun to receive links with your application of the sounds!.

1. Growl into the mic2. Load into audacity3. Lower pitch by 20%4. Duplicate and reverse5. Add reverb to duplicate, wet only6. Reverse again7. Mix and render to a new track8. Add reverb to the mix9. Upload.

Indebted to "you are sick 004. Wav' by scotcampbell. Arcanekids, if you're reading this - your pain is my pain. 😔🙏.

And further a little joke with the moderators. You can here them discussing my job, and they are obviously upset. Luckily, they can't hit me, the atlantic is inbetween.

Recording of a small plastic toy ball which, when moved, makes a rain-like sound. Recorded and processed at 24bit 96khz using the tascam dr-40 linear pcm recorder. Processing: gain-staging and soft high and low frequency filtering. No eq boost or cuts anywhere else. Also de-noised.

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The sound of a cheap electronic decoration playing a christmas tune and then being switched off.

Recorded at a skate competition at port macquarie skate park, teenage conversations, applaud and cheering after landing tricks, birds and skate sounds.

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Another little joke with the moderators, who judge our jobs.

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It's me growling "metal barrel" in a few different ways. It's an inside joke, but maybe you'll find it funny too. Recorded with an sm57 via umc202hd into audacity under manajro linux kde. I was adjusting the mic gain during recording, so the levels vary.

It's a 15-minute long drum improvisation. It contails a lot of different beats and rhythms played so you might cut-out some loops for your needs. The kit has:- single kick- snare- hihat- 3 toms- broken crash that sounds really short- ride. The kit was old and not in perfect condition. I also used my sticks to play on some other part of the drumkit, like metal stand for the crash etc. I also got up and stated running around in a circle hitting sticks together and afterwards hitting drums and cymbals while running around the drumkit. I took my shoes off before i started so you can't hear my footsteps. I didn't use a metronome and i know i don't hold the tempo and it's a bit wiggly sometimes. I think this performace was inspired by band mr. Bungle. I recorded this with zoom h2 handy recorder's front stereo xy mics. It was standing on a table about one meter above the floor. Facing the drumkit and me. It was captured into a 48khz/24-bit wav file, then i trimmed the ends and converted this to flac using audacity. No processing applied, though i think it sounds nicer when you put these effects:. 1. A compressor:-attack: 10ms-release: 50ms-ratio: 2. 5:1-treshold: around -24db2. A reverb:-decay: 1. 5 to 2 seconds-dry: 0db-wet: around -15 db. It amazes me how much energy compression actually adds to drums!. I made this with my podcast (http://unfamusic. Com/fnr/) in mind. I want to overdub guitars, vocals and make it one big schizophrenic song. If you're interested to hear it, leave me a comment so i can find you, or just subscribe to my podcast's rss (http://feeds. Feedburner. Com/unfa-fnr/).

1 minute of loyola.

For all your comedy backline needs, i present a collection of "rimshots" or accents, also known as "baddum tish. " i have included some variations in kits, sounds, tempo and styles. Please feel free to leave feedback and ratings. I would love to hear how you put the sound to work.

Female pirate puns and jokes. Free to use.

A few female pirate lines. Free to use.