A squeaking fish toy comically performed for sampling. Recorded with behringer xm1800s mic through a behringer xenyx12202 mixer, m-audio410 interface, ableton live 8, some eq i think. . .
Rubber bands stretched evenly between drawer handles being twanged, producing a high pitched melodious tone. From an old cassette, recorded 1985. Another upload of the same recording to remove a click from the first few seconds, using the audacity removal tool.
A few twangy banjo notes followed by me singing "laa" in harmony. This was originally going to be used as a comic sound effect on a video podcast, but it wasn't used.
Strange voice mail messages:. Sorry but the number you have dialed is in an alternate dimension,. . . . Please hang up,and rotate your phone 180 degrees,flip it around,and try again 15 minutes ago from last tuesday.