126 безкоштовних аудіофайлів для "Гумор"

Short comedy show theme music.

Soccer balls, of course. I have no additional words.

Kid saying "i'd take my gun and go pew pew pew". Recorded with blue microphone and audacity.

Kid making the play shooting sound "pew pew pew". Recorded with blue microphone on audacity.

Second version of child making the "pew pew" shooting noise. Recorded with blue microphone and audacity.

When you hear this song, probably sing all day long lik this: "tatata taratata ta taaaaa ta ta ta ta taaaha haaa.

Stupidity in front of the microphone.

Stupidity in front of the microphone with the word tool.

Miserable imp complaining about the heat.

Been a couple years since i uploaded the first recording of my kid laughing. He's a little older now but sounds just as sweet.

Kid saying "i'd take my gun and go pew pew pew". Slightly different intonation than the other of the same. Recorded with blue microphone and audacity.

Processed laughing box sound.

It's a 15-minute long drum improvisation. It contails a lot of different beats and rhythms played so you might cut-out some loops for your needs. The kit has:- single kick- snare- hihat- 3 toms- broken crash that sounds really short- ride. The kit was old and not in perfect condition. I also used my sticks to play on some other part of the drumkit, like metal stand for the crash etc. I also got up and stated running around in a circle hitting sticks together and afterwards hitting drums and cymbals while running around the drumkit. I took my shoes off before i started so you can't hear my footsteps. I didn't use a metronome and i know i don't hold the tempo and it's a bit wiggly sometimes. I think this performace was inspired by band mr. Bungle. I recorded this with zoom h2 handy recorder's front stereo xy mics. It was standing on a table about one meter above the floor. Facing the drumkit and me. It was captured into a 48khz/24-bit wav file, then i trimmed the ends and converted this to flac using audacity. No processing applied, though i think it sounds nicer when you put these effects:. 1. A compressor:-attack: 10ms-release: 50ms-ratio: 2. 5:1-treshold: around -24db2. A reverb:-decay: 1. 5 to 2 seconds-dry: 0db-wet: around -15 db. It amazes me how much energy compression actually adds to drums!. I made this with my podcast (http://unfamusic. Com/fnr/) in mind. I want to overdub guitars, vocals and make it one big schizophrenic song. If you're interested to hear it, leave me a comment so i can find you, or just subscribe to my podcast's rss (http://feeds. Feedburner. Com/unfa-fnr/).

Old man and his soundsdźwięki starego dziada;).

Various pirate jokes in a male voice. Free to use.

Kid saying "i'd take my laser gun and go pew pew pew pew". Recorded with blue microphone and audacity.

A simple "failure" sound using a timpani drum with a pitch change on a music-making program called musescore. Enjoy!.

A simple "failure" sound using a timpani drum with a pitch change on a music-making program called finale. Enjoy!.

A simple "failure" sound using a two timpani drum with a pitch change on a music-making program called finale. Enjoy!.

A voice over for when someone is watching some sort of tv commercial in a comedy setting.

Laughing chattering young women ride by by bike recorded with sony pcm d100. It raining a bit and you can hear city background. If you want to support me, you are welcome to have a look here: https://richardatmo. Bandcamp. Com/. You can play albums there and also buy single sounds from me for small money. It's a way to support me. Or just have fun and chill with nature sounds. Have a nice day.

Whoo ho ho- enjoy!.

That's not me. That's a sound i recorded from a synthesizer, on my tape recorder. It's supposed to be the sound of a man laughing - i think it sounds like one of my characters laughing. His name is david mcmurturie-alexander (also known as replica david).

Thank you for calling my phone number. It is such an honor to hear from you. Australian man. Creepy scary voice. Suitable to be used on your answering machine. Recorded with philips voice tracer dvt2500.

As it says, day of the dead. Cemetery feeling, like when you're out at midnight and that cold turkey starts to bite. Oven ready for the morphagene.

What do you see everyday? this is a voice over for like a short and simple story telling or a intro conversation starter.