I've created this funny sr pelo running sound. It's easy to create all you have to do is just slam your hands so many times as fast as you can to make it sound accurate.
Strange voice mail messages:. Sorry but the number you have dialed is in an alternate dimension,. . . . Please hang up,and rotate your phone 180 degrees,flip it around,and try again 15 minutes ago from last tuesday.
A piece of some sound (short noise) repeated, then speed slide applied, like turntable spin from slower to original. Some high frequencies cut out of a more/less rhythmic noise sample laid over, quietly.
A few twangy banjo notes followed by me singing "laa" in harmony. This was originally going to be used as a comic sound effect on a video podcast, but it wasn't used.
Reading the titles of a series of spam emails, most relating to penis supplements and male sexual performance either directly or euphemistically, as well as one title related to fashion.
The third installment of reading the titles from spam emails, including such revelations as "she loves it bigger and longer" and "jay leno found taking drugs. ".