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Cartoon, beep.

Just me saying "something tells me that's not funny".

Sound for my stream.

Me going "woosh phewww fweeeew" for a character throwing something and waving their arms around.

Alaalalalaoao.

This is a record from a real pianist. I decided to put 4 different records together. If you know the orignal music you can hear each one clearly. It's an experiment to see how different sounds from the same instrument sounds like.

Classic tarzan ell.

Me making so many recordings.

This is my ode to spike jones. No not that spike jones. The other one. The big band leader back in the mid 1900's.

This is my ode to spike jones. No not that spike jones. The other one. The big band leader back in the mid 1900's.

Audio of my uncle jim saying "hey, you can't do that!".

Weird voice i do.

Well, it's a hedgehog in a dry bathtub. That's what it is :) don't worry, i've released him after the session, he's fine and safe as far, as he can get.

Man sing lalala hey , funny song.

So i recorded my voice while i was looking at my #1 otp zadr (zim and dib romance) and i thought this portion was funny so i decided to post it xd.

Here's my wonderful beatiful voice it's 100 % master peice. Maybe i shouldn't uploa it. It could well be a new hit song some day. Go ahead take my life. . . I give this lifeless souless body to you take it you damn beautiful creature you!.

I was recording some other things, and i had to fart, so i recorded it!.

Air horn from italy.

Some weird sound.

Funny bird song.

The sound of my mother having a good laugh over the constant miowing of her cat all the time and says i think its all crazy. Very natural that i thought was good enough to share.

Daw: ableton live 10. I used vital to create these.

Its mufo in a efects chamber.

Very short clip of a silly guy singing something (hadasnegeeckk, a locally famous tune in my town).

My first sound effectthis sound effect is for jokes.

This is a true stereo, absolutely unmodified file, the sound of a funny lummox admiring the intonation of bruce lee. I did not say it sounded like mr. Lee, whose memory i respect.

A goblin burping.

A man with deep voice mumbles repeatedly, undefined, indistinct.

I used it for some magic baubles in a game.

Short, cartoon fx, pops.

That's a real fart.

From a recording session for a students' project on video games.

Fatality spoken in "oriental" dialect.

A simple recording with an edirol r9 of a plastic toy microfone. The microfone produces this sound when someone beats it and i found it a very funny sound.

Very interesting pop sound recorded with a cork and a bicycle pump.

The sound of the front door of my house closing.

This is my ode to spike jones. No not that spike jones. The other one. The big band leader back in the mid 1900's.

Me saying "help help!" and i lowered the pitch which resulted in a very manly voice.

From a childrens book, "do you want to play with my balls".

Gravado para a disciplina de captação e edição de áudio do curso rádio, tv e internet, universidade anhembi morumbi. São paulo-sp. Brasil.

It's basically just a bundle of my voice cheering for their queen. One dude: my bed is made of scorpions! :danother dude:. . . What?.

Laughter of a young girl playing with an fx machine.

Stuff for my stream again.

Funny voice i maded v3.

Quite simply a recording of me screaming in a humorous way (if you're looking for a scream sound effect for a project with a serious tone, i doubt this one will be suitable). Even though i'm a woman, i have a feeling this sound could be used for a male character too, probably one with a voice that's not too deep. I recorded this by mistake when i was just 14! me and my sister had just been recording something on my mp3 player, then when we'd finished, i accidentally pressed record again. I don't know why, but i responded by doing a silly scream before pressing the button to stop recording! weird reaction, i know. I was probably just trying to make her laugh. I kept the very short recording ever since and in more recent years, i showed it to a friend who found it absolutely hilarious! i realised this was a such a gem of a scream that i simply had to upload it as my first ever contribution to this wonderful site i've been using for years!. I've edited out one second of silence that preceded the scream in the original version of the file. Although it's not essential because i'm releasing this into the public domain, i'd love to hear in the comments about what you use this sound for :).

Mashtuh, wood you like sum care-its?.

A child voice for animation.

In front of my desk in my room is a wood paneled wall with a cubbie. It's about a foot wide, 10 inches from top to bottom and maybe 7 inches deep. I'm just guessing. Around this cubbie is a border of wood. In the bottom right corner under the border i have jammed one end of an elastic string that used to have glitter on it. It's from a christmas box of chocolates my uncle sent me last year. I stand in front of this cubbie whose bottom is at chin height, (i'm only 5ft1in) so my arms are above my head as i pull this string across the cubbie to the border on the left which acts as my only fret. The string is a few inches longer than the cubbie is wide, but when i pull it it gets longer so my hand is 3/4 along it's length as i pull back and forth across the border to tighten and loosen the string. No matter how hard i pull it never pops loose from it's mooring. The recording starts with me standing up from my chair. In the first part until 01:54 i am playing the string at maybe 30° from horizontal. It has a buzzy quality that reminds me of an african folk instrument i can't remember the name of. From 01:33 to 01:54 i'm trying to imitate a korean folk vibrato kind of thing. In the second part until 02:29 i am playing 45 to 60° from horizontal and it sounds like a full-bodied string bass with no buzz. In the last part beginning at 02:34 i am playing about 75° from horizontal across the top border of the cubbie on the left so it sounds buzzy and african again, and i'm just going crazy goofing around with a crazy bluesy rock sort of rhythm. There didn't seem to be any homemade 1-stringed wall-cubbie basses on this site so here is mine, have fun. I don't play it if mom is home because the living room is on the other side of the wall and she can't hear tv. Also my neighbor can probably hear it in the next apartment lol. Recorded with microsoft lifecam 3000.

Weird voice saying "ah".

Weird voice i do.