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Out take from a vo recording session. Talent kept stumbling over the script. I thought it was hysterical and kept the snippet. (at4040 mic & art pro mpa ii class a tube mic pre. ).

A bgm made for my simple and silly games on gamediary. Netthere's moos and drums and piano in this music. Fianlized version available too. Cheers!.

Kid saying "i'd take my gun and go pew pew pew". Slightly different intonation than the other of the same. Recorded with blue microphone and audacity.

What do you see everyday? this is a voice over for like a short and simple story telling or a intro conversation starter.

An mp3 recording of a polite crowd laughing quietly in a concert hall. Recorded with a black sony ic voice recorder, at the boettcher concert hall with the denver young artists orchestra. Use however you'd like. God bless!.

I joke i made when i was bored about roblox bypassed audios, im not gonna mark it as explicit since i did say a few bad words, but i wahwahed, distorteded, and pitched them out of the song, just like bypassd audios.

A quirky weird song of dead people singing about flowers. Maybe good for a musical about zombies? ha! i did all the singing voices and also i created the music with my yamaha keyboard. Mixed it on my roland vs-840.

[not even going to annotate this one. Just look up the "staying alive" intro]just a joke voice i made for a game when i found the deus vult memes and liked them. This was the final result. I call the voice a "crusader" voice.

It's a solo baritone (me) singing with a dramatic melody line:. "this is a piece of shit". I thought this is going to be fun. Performed by tobiasz 'unfa' karoń (me). Captured with a zoom h2. Edited, normalized and denoised with audacity.

That's not me. That's a sound i recorded from a synthesizer, on my tape recorder. It's supposed to be the sound of a man laughing - i think it sounds like one of my characters laughing. His name is david mcmurturie-alexander (also known as replica david).

This sound was made purely with audacity and my laptop microphone. I basically moaned into my microphone then used paulstretch with certain settings then slowed down the speed. It sounds like something adjusting or breaking far away. Feel free to use without credit.

Thank you for calling my phone number. It is such an honor to hear from you. Australian man. Creepy scary voice. Suitable to be used on your answering machine. Recorded with philips voice tracer dvt2500.

This is the sound of an arrow pulling back and crashing a group of pots and pans or glass bottles. I was heavily inspired by a sound effect from “cartoon express”. Again, this was made from scratch like the last sound i posted. You can use this sound however you want. Just give me credit!.

Recorded at my kitchen with zoom h4n with built-in microphones, over stainless steel sink, using 3 bottle shapes 700 and 750 ml filled with water and drained. (it's a foley story--i wouldn't be guilty of wasting good 12-year-old scotch, or bourbon or australian wine--no way--sorry dad. I drank them all down my gullet. )(but not all in one sitting!).

The sound of my mother having a good laugh over the constant miowing of her cat all the time and says i think its all crazy. Very natural that i thought was good enough to share.

This is a remix of: slow_down. Wav by corsica_s.

2of2. Made in audacity with just a change of pitch.

Miroslav reads his own small poetry.

Gravado para a disciplina de captação e edição de áudio do curso rádio, tv e internet, universidade anhembi morumbi. São paulo-sp. Brasil.

Https://twitter. Com/klj54282021/status/1633974045862404097?s=20. Laughter. I guess. Check it. Turn the sound on. Typically low-quality because it has to be. It's worth it. I've never seen anyone really lose it like this before, particularly, this guy. An hour or so later he's settled down, but still has occasional outbursts. He says joe biden could never play bongos like that to save his life, much less sing. Donald trump is actually a much better dancer. I think if they had the fortitude to actually do this, they could feed the world's hungry with the profits. I don't see how they could pull it off.

This audio is is fromhttps://www. Youtube. Com/watch?v=g7ynmr8kpau. A girl scout smacking herself out. It was too priceless so i had to edit and upload it.

A toy bought for our golden retriever. It's a plush with a closed ball inside it. Inside the ball there is a speaker and a spinning motor that which makes the toy bounce. The motor being noisy, i locked it for the recording. Recorded with olympus ls-p4 onboard microphones.

Just me talking with weird effects, made in ableton live 11 standard edition.

Soccer balls, of course. I have no additional words.

Part 3 of a ridiculously huge parody of a nuclear explosion for comedic effect (played after part 1, simultaneously with part 2). Created using these sounds:http://www. Freesound. Org/people/iwiploppenisse/sounds/156031/http://www. Freesound. Org/people/juskiddink/sounds/108641/http://www. Freesound. Org/people/cgeffex/sounds/93835/http://www. Freesound. Org/people/noisecollector/sounds/6721/http://www. Freesound. Org/people/frolickingdp1/sounds/353928/http://www. Freesound. Org/people/sandyrb/sounds/95078/http://www. Freesound. Org/people/rock%20savage/sounds/81044/http://www. Freesound. Org/people/branrainey/sounds/142351/. Edit: i see a lot of people are enjoying this sound! if you'd like to donate a dollar or two towards my personal starving artist fund here is a donation link: https://www. Paypal. Me/baharv89.

Laughing chattering young women ride by by bike recorded with sony pcm d100. It raining a bit and you can hear city background. If you want to support me, you are welcome to have a look here: https://richardatmo. Bandcamp. Com/. You can play albums there and also buy single sounds from me for small money. It's a way to support me. Or just have fun and chill with nature sounds. Have a nice day.

As it says, day of the dead. Cemetery feeling, like when you're out at midnight and that cold turkey starts to bite. Oven ready for the morphagene.

It's a 15-minute long drum improvisation. It contails a lot of different beats and rhythms played so you might cut-out some loops for your needs. The kit has:- single kick- snare- hihat- 3 toms- broken crash that sounds really short- ride. The kit was old and not in perfect condition. I also used my sticks to play on some other part of the drumkit, like metal stand for the crash etc. I also got up and stated running around in a circle hitting sticks together and afterwards hitting drums and cymbals while running around the drumkit. I took my shoes off before i started so you can't hear my footsteps. I didn't use a metronome and i know i don't hold the tempo and it's a bit wiggly sometimes. I think this performace was inspired by band mr. Bungle. I recorded this with zoom h2 handy recorder's front stereo xy mics. It was standing on a table about one meter above the floor. Facing the drumkit and me. It was captured into a 48khz/24-bit wav file, then i trimmed the ends and converted this to flac using audacity. No processing applied, though i think it sounds nicer when you put these effects:. 1. A compressor:-attack: 10ms-release: 50ms-ratio: 2. 5:1-treshold: around -24db2. A reverb:-decay: 1. 5 to 2 seconds-dry: 0db-wet: around -15 db. It amazes me how much energy compression actually adds to drums!. I made this with my podcast (http://unfamusic. Com/fnr/) in mind. I want to overdub guitars, vocals and make it one big schizophrenic song. If you're interested to hear it, leave me a comment so i can find you, or just subscribe to my podcast's rss (http://feeds. Feedburner. Com/unfa-fnr/).