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hey, no joke in furbish.

A new line from my stand up set.

Rimshot joke funny.

I'm not kidding bro - male voice.

The shortened remix of simon_lacelle's sound.

For all the bad jokes!.

Rimshot sound.

My first sound effectthis sound effect is for jokes.

A joke.

It's a solo baritone (me) singing with a dramatic melody line:. "this is a piece of shit". I thought this is going to be fun. Performed by tobiasz 'unfa' karoń (me). Captured with a zoom h2. Edited, normalized and denoised with audacity.

Laughter. Two females voices. Mono. The record made when i tried to record ladder sound http://www. Freesound. Org/people/zabuhailo/sounds/143255/ at second time and neighbors break it.

Classic comedy rim shot, made in garageband.

This is a clip that we were required to create for a class.

A hard laugh my friend made me do on a crazy joking spree. Listen to full track here:. Https://soundcloud. Com/james-gordon-965652861/explicit-milky-milk-sacs.

Awkward pitch pipe. Blew air into a melodica while half-pressing one of the release keys to make it pitchy.

Two cricket chirps, can be used for a bad/boring joke (to represent silence), and as a sound for folly.

French horn vocal imitation.

A sound taken out of context. Original sound is that of a bottle exploding whilst being picked up.

I was just recording whatever came to mind.

Made for a personal project.

This is the absolute classic joke sting. I crafted this sound using in-the-box effects and royalty free samples.

Sveriges Radios folkmusikinspelningar. Ålandsresan 1962 Dokumentatör: Matts Arnberg Instrument: Röst (sång) Radiotjänsts ursprungliga produktionsnummer: 62/M/6247:12:3

Sveriges Radios folkmusikinspelningar. Ålandsresan 1958 (kompletterande inspelningar 1959) Dokumentatör: Matts Arnberg Instrument: Röst (sång) Radiotjänsts ursprungliga produktionsnummer: 58/12126:30:6

I was trying to imitate the noise that usually happens when someone delivers a comedic punchline, you know, the high hat sound. I used a cheap desktop drumset.

I played around with my programme.

Rookvrouw joke.

Okay, i shoulda stopped betting long ago but i do take risks. Lisette, i know jealousy when i see it. :-p.

My answer to request:http://www. Freesound. Org/forum/sample-requests/33687/. Recorded with zoom h2 under blanket for acoustic isolation. Edited with audacity.

And further a little joke with the moderators. You can here them discussing my job, and they are obviously upset. Luckily, they can't hit me, the atlantic is inbetween.

I dont know the name of this instrument but it is a flute that you control with a stick while blowing in it. Often heard in older cartoons :). Enjoy and it would be fun to receive links with your application of the sounds!.

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It's me growling "metal barrel" in a few different ways. It's an inside joke, but maybe you'll find it funny too. Recorded with an sm57 via umc202hd into audacity under manajro linux kde. I was adjusting the mic gain during recording, so the levels vary.

1. Growl into the mic2. Load into audacity3. Lower pitch by 20%4. Duplicate and reverse5. Add reverb to duplicate, wet only6. Reverse again7. Mix and render to a new track8. Add reverb to the mix9. Upload.

Irish heart is a sample of me speaking "the irish heave a heart, oh we have many harps in ireland, no i said the irish have a heart, i know lad, it's like a harp. ".

Another little joke with the moderators, who judge our jobs.

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This is the classic comedy "ba dum bum" drum roll that hits or stings after telling a joke. There are four variations, four different drum kits. Recorded in logic pro x with (4) different drum kits. I played each of these via midi keyboard. Enjoy!.

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Laughing by a man, recorded with a cell phone microphone.

Laughing by a man, recorded with a cell phone microphone.

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The sound of a cheap electronic decoration playing a christmas tune and then being switched off.

1 minute of loyola.

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Female pirate puns and jokes. Free to use.

A few female pirate lines. Free to use.

Various pirate jokes in a male voice. Free to use.

It's a 15-minute long drum improvisation. It contails a lot of different beats and rhythms played so you might cut-out some loops for your needs. The kit has:- single kick- snare- hihat- 3 toms- broken crash that sounds really short- ride. The kit was old and not in perfect condition. I also used my sticks to play on some other part of the drumkit, like metal stand for the crash etc. I also got up and stated running around in a circle hitting sticks together and afterwards hitting drums and cymbals while running around the drumkit. I took my shoes off before i started so you can't hear my footsteps. I didn't use a metronome and i know i don't hold the tempo and it's a bit wiggly sometimes. I think this performace was inspired by band mr. Bungle. I recorded this with zoom h2 handy recorder's front stereo xy mics. It was standing on a table about one meter above the floor. Facing the drumkit and me. It was captured into a 48khz/24-bit wav file, then i trimmed the ends and converted this to flac using audacity. No processing applied, though i think it sounds nicer when you put these effects:. 1. A compressor:-attack: 10ms-release: 50ms-ratio: 2. 5:1-treshold: around -24db2. A reverb:-decay: 1. 5 to 2 seconds-dry: 0db-wet: around -15 db. It amazes me how much energy compression actually adds to drums!. I made this with my podcast (http://unfamusic. Com/fnr/) in mind. I want to overdub guitars, vocals and make it one big schizophrenic song. If you're interested to hear it, leave me a comment so i can find you, or just subscribe to my podcast's rss (http://feeds. Feedburner. Com/unfa-fnr/).