68 darmowych plików audio dla „Żart”

Mit Freuden zart zu dieser Fahrt, Evang. Gesangbuch 108

Ave Maria zart (Gotteslob (1975) 583; Gotteslob (2013) 527)

Català: El desembre congelatEl desembre congelat, katalanisches WeihnachtsliedÜbertragung (R.F.): Frost und Stürme, Schnee und Eis, Winter ist entschwunden, denn es sprießt ein junges Reis, lässt die Welt gesunden, es ergrünt ein frischer Trieb aus der Himmelsblume lieb, einer zart, zart, zart, einer rot, rot, rot, einer zart, einer rot, zart und roten Rose, seht die makellose! Adams Sünde brachte Not über alle Wesen, Streit und Mühsal, Furcht und Tod, in der Welt zu lesen. Doch bei tiefster Mitternacht ist der Morgenstern erwacht, dessen Licht, Licht, Licht, dessen Strahl, Strahl, Strahl, dessen Licht, dessen Strahl, dessen Lichtstrahl blendet, alles Unheil wendet. Könige aus Morgenland folgten seinem Leuchten, bis sie ihm mit frommer Hand ihre Gaben reichten, knieten vor dem Gottessohn, vor der Krippe, seinem Thron: wahrer Gott, Gott, Gott, wahrer Mensch, Mensch, Mensch, wahrer Gott, wahrer Mensch, Gott und Mensch vereinigt, der die Erde reinigt.

hey, no joke in furbish.

Rimshot joke funny.

A new line from my stand up set.

The shortened remix of simon_lacelle's sound.

Rimshot sound.

I'm not kidding bro - male voice.

For all the bad jokes!.

A joke.

My first sound effectthis sound effect is for jokes.

Classic comedy rim shot, made in garageband.

Awkward pitch pipe. Blew air into a melodica while half-pressing one of the release keys to make it pitchy.

This is a clip that we were required to create for a class.

A hard laugh my friend made me do on a crazy joking spree. Listen to full track here:. Https://soundcloud. Com/james-gordon-965652861/explicit-milky-milk-sacs.

It's a solo baritone (me) singing with a dramatic melody line:. "this is a piece of shit". I thought this is going to be fun. Performed by tobiasz 'unfa' karoń (me). Captured with a zoom h2. Edited, normalized and denoised with audacity.

Made for a personal project.

Two cricket chirps, can be used for a bad/boring joke (to represent silence), and as a sound for folly.

This is the absolute classic joke sting. I crafted this sound using in-the-box effects and royalty free samples.

French horn vocal imitation.

Laughter. Two females voices. Mono. The record made when i tried to record ladder sound http://www. Freesound. Org/people/zabuhailo/sounds/143255/ at second time and neighbors break it.

I was just recording whatever came to mind.

A sound taken out of context. Original sound is that of a bottle exploding whilst being picked up.

I dont know the name of this instrument but it is a flute that you control with a stick while blowing in it. Often heard in older cartoons :). Enjoy and it would be fun to receive links with your application of the sounds!.

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I played around with my programme.

Okay, i shoulda stopped betting long ago but i do take risks. Lisette, i know jealousy when i see it. :-p.

Irish heart is a sample of me speaking "the irish heave a heart, oh we have many harps in ireland, no i said the irish have a heart, i know lad, it's like a harp. ".

This is the classic comedy "ba dum bum" drum roll that hits or stings after telling a joke. There are four variations, four different drum kits. Recorded in logic pro x with (4) different drum kits. I played each of these via midi keyboard. Enjoy!.

Rookvrouw joke.

I was trying to imitate the noise that usually happens when someone delivers a comedic punchline, you know, the high hat sound. I used a cheap desktop drumset.

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My answer to request:http://www. Freesound. Org/forum/sample-requests/33687/. Recorded with zoom h2 under blanket for acoustic isolation. Edited with audacity.

And further a little joke with the moderators. You can here them discussing my job, and they are obviously upset. Luckily, they can't hit me, the atlantic is inbetween.

Laughing by a man, recorded with a cell phone microphone.

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1. Growl into the mic2. Load into audacity3. Lower pitch by 20%4. Duplicate and reverse5. Add reverb to duplicate, wet only6. Reverse again7. Mix and render to a new track8. Add reverb to the mix9. Upload.

Laughing by a man, recorded with a cell phone microphone.

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It's a 15-minute long drum improvisation. It contails a lot of different beats and rhythms played so you might cut-out some loops for your needs. The kit has:- single kick- snare- hihat- 3 toms- broken crash that sounds really short- ride. The kit was old and not in perfect condition. I also used my sticks to play on some other part of the drumkit, like metal stand for the crash etc. I also got up and stated running around in a circle hitting sticks together and afterwards hitting drums and cymbals while running around the drumkit. I took my shoes off before i started so you can't hear my footsteps. I didn't use a metronome and i know i don't hold the tempo and it's a bit wiggly sometimes. I think this performace was inspired by band mr. Bungle. I recorded this with zoom h2 handy recorder's front stereo xy mics. It was standing on a table about one meter above the floor. Facing the drumkit and me. It was captured into a 48khz/24-bit wav file, then i trimmed the ends and converted this to flac using audacity. No processing applied, though i think it sounds nicer when you put these effects:. 1. A compressor:-attack: 10ms-release: 50ms-ratio: 2. 5:1-treshold: around -24db2. A reverb:-decay: 1. 5 to 2 seconds-dry: 0db-wet: around -15 db. It amazes me how much energy compression actually adds to drums!. I made this with my podcast (http://unfamusic. Com/fnr/) in mind. I want to overdub guitars, vocals and make it one big schizophrenic song. If you're interested to hear it, leave me a comment so i can find you, or just subscribe to my podcast's rss (http://feeds. Feedburner. Com/unfa-fnr/).

Another little joke with the moderators, who judge our jobs.

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The sound of a cheap electronic decoration playing a christmas tune and then being switched off.

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It's me growling "metal barrel" in a few different ways. It's an inside joke, but maybe you'll find it funny too. Recorded with an sm57 via umc202hd into audacity under manajro linux kde. I was adjusting the mic gain during recording, so the levels vary.

My very first sound effect ever uploaded to freesound. From the swagoontrax™ sound & voices collection, featuring myself and my brother, taj. It's just an average group of people in a bathroom or locker room, cracking jokes, talking to each other, or just pulling gags, on one saying "you fart one more time, and see what happens. . . No, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, i didn't mean literally. Stop! i didn't mean to! i was just kidding!. . . ", and some fake farting going on outside the ambiance. Enjoy!. This has been created for swagoontrax™ with audacity.