4 Royalty-Free Audio Tracks for "Badly Played"

A sample of me playing a self composed violin reel deliberately *er* badly. . .

Some dude playing a trumpet in a walkway tunnel. Really badly. Seriously really badly.

This is a glass shower screen being cleaned with a squeegee. I recorded it as it sounds a bit like someone trying to play a saxophone badly. As raw material it could easily be processed into a number of interesting sounds.

Made using two synths. One is a noise generator that has been pitched down three octaves. It has a 12-hertz sine tremolo on either side, one of which is offset by half a wavelength. The other synth is a deep organ playing e3 and g3. I cut the sound in audacity, and the waves line up perfectly, so you don't need to worry about looping it badly.