45 Royalty-Free Audio Tracks for "Bodily Functions"

Dominant form chord: Diminished leading-tone chord preceding tonic chord and possessing a secondary dominant function.

Dominant form chord: Diminished seventh leading-tone chord preceding tonic chord and possessing a secondary dominant function.

Dominant form chord: Half-diminished leading-tone chord preceding tonic chord and possessing a secondary dominant function.

Tonic and dominant in C. C major and G major chords.

Dominant and dominant parallel in C minor: Gm and BM chords.

DSp in C major.

vi7 as tonic substitute. Created by Hyacinth (talk) 16:17, 14 July 2010 using Sibelius 5.

Dominant and dominant parallel in C major: GM and Em chords.

Dominant form chord: Dominant flat ninth chord preceding tonic chord and possessing a primary dominant function.

Primay triads in c, as MIDI

Dominant form chord: Dominant ninth chord preceding tonic chord and possessing a primary dominant function.

Primary triad in C in just intonation. Created by Hyacinth (talk) 11:17, 22 December 2011 (UTC) using Sibelius 5.

A simple recording of a burp. Can be used as is or pitched and modified into all sorts of creature sounds, alien language, etc. Have fun!.

A small poot, processed with audacity for more consistent tone and volume.

A small poot, processed with audacity for more consistent tone and volume.

A quick, soft poot. Processed with audacity for more consistent tone and volume.

A quick, unusual sounding poot. Processed with audacity for more consistent tone and volume.

An abrupt, trumpet-like poot. Processed with audacity for a more consistent tone and volume.

A relatively long and forceful poot. Processed with audacity for more consistent tone and volume.

A quick, airy, dry sounding poot. Processed with audacity for a more consistent tone and volume.

A real poot that sounds like a raspberry. Processed with audacity for a more consistent tone and volume.

A real poot with a forceful, trumpet-like sound. Processed with audacity for a more consistent tone and volume.

Another poot with a sweeping pitch from low to high. Processed with audacity for a more consistent tone and volume.

A real poot lasting about 6 and a half seconds. Processed with audacity for more consistent tone and volume.

An unusual, almost musical poot (fart). About a second long, processed with audacity for a more consistent tone and volume.

An abrupt, forceful poot (fart) that sounds a bit like a trumpet blow. Processed with audacity for more consistent tone and volume.

A "slipped out" kind of natural poot that has a slight raspberry quality. Processed with audacity for a more consistent tone and volume.

An unusual sounding poot with a squishy quality but not too wet sounding. Processed with audacity for a more consistent tone and volume.

A quick poot that dips and rises in tone with an interesting squeak at the end. Processed with audacity for a more consistent tone and volume.

A natural poot (fart) with a more or less linear shift from higher to lower pitch. Processed with audacity for a more consistent tone and volume.

A poot recorded with relatively good quality, ie. Low noise, no echo, etc. Post-processed using audacity (equalization, amplification, noise-reduction) to achieve more consistent levels and fidelity. Recorded on a moto g5 plus (smartphone) using easy voice recorder (android). Processed with audacity for a more consistent tone and volume.

An amazing 3-second poot with a music-like sound (trumpet). Relatively good quality, ie. Low noise, no echo, etc. Post-processed using audacity (equalization, amplification, noise-reduction) to achieve more consistent levels and fidelity. Recorded on a moto g5 plus (smartphone) using easy voice recorder (android). Processed with audacity for a more consistent tone and volume.

A series of 5 short, natural poots, aka. Farts, separated by about a half-second of silence. All natural and relatively good quality, ie. Low noise, no echo, etc. Recorded by the producer on different occasions and post-processed using audacity (equalization, amplification, noise-reduction) to achieve more consistent levels and fidelity. Recorded on a moto g5 plus (smartphone) using easy voice recorder (android). Cute > nasty?.

A long, squeaky, almost metallic-sounding toot that ends in an upsweep to a high pitch. Completely real, processed with audacity for a more consistent tone and volume.

A series of 5 short, natural poots, aka. Farts, separated by about a second of silence. All natural and relatively good quality, ie. Low noise, no echo, etc. Recorded by the producer on different occasions and post-processed using audacity (equalization, amplification, noise-reduction) to achieve more consistent levels and fidelity. Recorded on a moto g5 plus (smartphone) using easy voice recorder (android). Cute > nasty?.

A real fart that sounds much like a bullfrog. Processed with audacity for a more consistent tone and volume.

Blowing my nose into a handkerchief.

I had food poisoning and shat my brains out for 3 days.

I had food poisoning and shat my brains out for 3 days.

It's a burp, what else? as for credit, no need, enjoy.

I was recording dialogue in my sound booth when i got the hiccups. These are recorded with a large condenser microphone (neumann u87 equivalent).

Digested sounds of chicken chop and fries into a zoom h2n audio recorder at close range.

I was just messing around with audacity recently and recorded a word "no". Then stretched it out using tempo stretch function (function that streches speed, but does not alter the pitch) maxed out twice in a row. That resulted in such a simple word stretched out to almost 5 minutes. Sounds rather scary and interesting.

A single burp.

Burp done close to mic, done in sound booth. No outside noise.