3 Royalty-Free Audio Tracks for "Derriere"

Appropriate to remember when parking one's derriere upon a very large reclining tomcat. They do have claws. Lol.

I walk into the bathroom. There he stands, naked, scratching his butt. Wait!. Got my recorder now. Scratch for me.

A conversation that took place recently, in the bathroom. As straight males only see female attributes, it's up to everybody else to point out that men have attributes too. Often.