6 Royalty-Free Audio Tracks for "Fap"

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Masturbating has never been this funny.

Of course, this was purely scientific interest. In order to produce these amplified sounds, the testes must impact briskly with a lovey muscle anatomists have dubbed "the gracilis. " i am directed to assert that this is an archived file from my collection. Of course it is. ;-d.

This is a greasy meat slap recorded by me beat'n my meat hardcore. I only took 1 of the 600 slap sounds. This one was the meatiest.

Was cooking a ham steak one night and when poking it with a fork noticed it made some awesomely gross sounds, lol. So, like any astute audio lover, i grabbed my zoom and recorded it! did my best to not rattle the stove or anything on it. I'll put it as creative commons, since who really goes through and credits every single random sound file they downloaded on any given internet scourge? but i'm always interested to see how the sound are used - especially this one ;). Raw, unedited file. Enjoy!.