4 Royalty-Free Audio Tracks for "Queef"

The sound of a vagina inhaling and exhaling. Recorded using zoom h2n in xy stereo mode about 30-40cm from the (clothed) vagina. Edited in audacity to add minuscle fade in/out.

Prepare to be amused. I was reviewing some audio in search of something else, when i realized i had one of the rarest of audio occurrences, the natural queef that comes from coitus and without deliberate inflation. It isn't disgusting or loud, it's quite soft and cute and i'm overjoyed to have found it, as its rarity is something on the order of an alaskan gnat fart in january. So i'm sharing it, hoping someone(s) will do something cool with it. I honestly don't have the time to waste that i've spent on this already. Please download the pack if interested. "queef. Wav" is cropped to preserve the targeted sound but to remove most of the breathing going on, "full-queef. Wav" allows you to try your own cropping. . . I don't have the software to remove all of the breath that's part of the cropped file. . . I wish someone would pay me to do this. Alas, it is yours for free.

The fart of air rushing through the testicular flaps of a man.

The sound of forced vaginal flatulence. Recorded using zoom h2n in xy stereo mode about 30cm from the (clothed) vagina. Edited in audacity to add minuscle fade in/out.