168 Royalty-Free Audio Tracks for "Short Jokes"

A public domain audiobook version of The Singing Lesson by Katherine Mansfield

A new line from my stand up set.

Bach's Prelude and Fugue in G minor (BWV 558) performed by the United States Air Force Academy Band. Track 10 from American Fanfare (2009).

Little sound, a short piece of tone and little downward noise. Perhaps like a drop of something.

I noticed this sound when i accidently hit the screw down on my camcorder quick release shoe.

Clarify voice.

Short beep of my laptop recorded with a sony l3.

Unknown local qrm in qth jn79ek. Frequency 3522 khz, day time. Strength: s9+20 db in peaks. It looks like a terrible spark-telegraph. . . Any traffic is impossible during this qrm.

This sound is a small fragment of "one man rumba" binaural musical recording example uploaded by karl binaural audio (http://www. Kallbinauralaudio. Com) binaural recording - wikipedia page (https://en. Wikipedia. Org/wiki/binaural_recording). I convert the original sound to mono using audacity application. Furthermore, i take the small portion (exactly 5 second length) from the original sound (from 26. 5s to 31. 5s) and give fade-out effect from 31. 1s to 31. 5s.

The clicking sound an animals claws make on smooth hard surfaces.

This is one of multiple samples i have recorded from short wave radio, and should, if i uploaded them properly be located in a pack of more radio samples. How the name is built up:sdr %yyyy-mm-dd%_%frequency% %description% (unfortunately i didn't get to put in the decimals of the frequency when i exported the samples t_t)i love you if you give me some credit, but it's not a must. Feel free to use it for whatever you'd like and by all means, link your work here so i can give it sum luuuuv.

The short insult, "counterrevolutionary puppy kisser!".

The phrase, "that's uh not funny. ".

Two italian stations in contact on 7 mhz using a special kind of morse code where dot plus space is the same total length as dash plus space. Received on apr 16th, 2012 in jn79nd location.

A pair of scissors is used to cut a 3 inch wide strip of printer paper for clarity purposes and to provide cut variations. Recorded with tascam dr-07 mkii handheld device at 16-bit 44. 1khz.

Playing around with the excellent tuner at http://websdr. Ewi. Utwente. Nl:8901/. The website even has a recording button! this version is the same as "shortwave-sweep-and-beeps. Wav" except here i have limited it with a threshold of 10db, which decreases dynamic range but also makes it louder overall.

Requested file. Just jokes so lighten up. Mp3 audacity adobe podcast.

Check out other sounds on my website: https://jakeeaton. Bandcamp. Com/.

This is me playing a simple short intro for my game escapez. Feel free to use it. Donate yenten ygzbqdce8vkvligutby4absxtjhjut7a4f.

Sound recorded from the 16 meter band thursday, august 14, 2014 at 08:30. Sw listening is an evening and night activity, but it’s never silent. My radio is a sony icf-sw11. Recorded to my trusted and cheap dynasonic pdr-1. I love voices….

To make this sound i used the twente online radio tuner (http://websdr. Ewi. Utwente. Nl:8901/). I recorded as i changed the listening frequency and filter (bandwidth). The sound is only amplified.

The phrase, "if you don' move, i'm 'on' move you. ".

Dedicated to friend jan alois :-) who needed to mark frequency shift of his transceiver and keying quality. I forgot the band - probably 80 m.

Cj3a amateur radio station from canada calling cq on the cw segment of the 40m band.

A short loop, at about 54 bpm. Starting note is a b. Minor-ey, dusky, but clean sound. Finished it 10+ years ago and never did anything with it.

One-shot from versilian studios chamber orchestra 2: community edition sampling project. Co 2: ce is a 3,000-sample public-domain orchestral sample library designed to give composers and producers the tools they need to create realistic and compelling orchestral mockups. To learn more or make a commercial contribution to help keep the project alive, please visit http://vis. Versilstudios. Net/vsco-community. Html. Original filename: fx1_short_r01_main. Wavinstrument family: miscellaniainstrument: fx_short_r_mainlocation: durham, ctroom type: band rehearsal spacemicrophone: 2x rode nt1-a spaced pairperformer: sam gossner.

This has been recorded with a lenovo laptop's built-in microphone and with the pre-installed audacity recording program.

Desvo morse signal, recorded from a grundig satellit 1400 at 19. 29 gmt+1, 8. 425 mhz.