I wanted a slap sound so i recorded this - a chicken fillet being slapped down on a chopping board. There are three variations, recorded with a zoom h6.
A nondescript person hitting a carpeted floor moderately hard. Divided in several parts for its usage in my game the life and times of daniel vastberaden.
And further a little joke with the moderators. You can here them discussing my job, and they are obviously upset. Luckily, they can't hit me, the atlantic is inbetween.
An experimental sound made in fl studio. Literally 3 "string thump" samples with overdrive applied, and played at different pitches simultaneously using audacity.
This is not a field recording, actually. It's a reverbed recording of me hitting a desk (3x). Then, to make it sound distant, i added a lot of low-pass.
Thunderstorm recorded in appalachian ohio. Twenty minutes in, the rain becomes heavier and the water overflows the gutter, hitting a metal air conditioner.