15 Royalty-Free Audio Tracks for "Meh"

Some lackluster applause from a bored unimpressed audience (approx 6) - recorded in dallas for a theatre piece.

A loud sheep bah.

Four short chirping meows from my cat autumn.

My cat autumn making several short chirpy "mehs" to beg for pets.

Not gonna explain about this one much. Basicly i just made a simple patch on my virus c hardware synth which consists of 2 osc's (sine / saw), osc2 slightly detuned from the osc1. Fast pitch envelope on both osc's to get the "punch" part in the kick. Ran through virus's lowpass/bandpass filters, lowpass cutting from 100% to 0% with a speed of 1/4 beats to get a "filtering down" effect to the kick, bandpass rejecting slightly frequencies from a range of 400-600hz. Then i sampled it, many times and picked the best sample. Eq->distort->eq->distort million times and this is the result. Ofc i did some cutting and added some lowpass/bandpass filters with various mix levels @ some points and did some other shit also but basicly it's just eq & distort. Hf, its a decent kick but needs some fixing still since the punch is too separate from the bass.

Meh by Monplaisir

The line "i-i thought the ending was. . . Meh. ".

Meh.

Strange, high-pitched child's laugh.

Rapid knocking on a table. Meh.

An alternate take on the threat.

A somewhat silly threat for this halloween.

Another electronic doodle that may work well in an atmospheric application for a horror-or dramatic-themed audio drama. I hope it can find some sort of use.

Meh here's a sound. Take it if you want it. If you don't want it then take it anyways it would look great in your living room.

I invited a lady friend over to netflix and chill. When we were about to sit down, i casually asked if i could change into something more comfortable, wearing jeans and really just wanting to fuck. I wear plush pajama pants like i don't give a fuck but she didn't know. I came out with these zebra-like striped plush shiny pants and at first she laughed. I asked if it was because of the plush pjs and she gave a weird smile and said yeah, it was a little weird. Old me would have been taken aback, but i knew that girls liked soft things. I figured what she thought was weird now was going to turn her on right quick. We started watching brooklyn 99 and i put my arm around her to cuddle. She put her hand on my chest. It wasn't long before she went to adjust and her hand brushed against my pj pants. "ooo. . . Those are really soft. . . !" she commented. Next thing i knew, her hand was on my outer thigh, rubbing the pjs. I secretly smiled, since i figured it she didn't find it so weird after all. Within a minute, her hand had moved over my crotch. The first episode wasn't even halfway through. I got rock hard, as i always do when a females playing with my dick through my pants. Next her hand went in my pants, then she poked the head out while stroking, then pulled it enough the front of my pjs slide down the shaft. I knew she was about to give me a blowjob and at first i was like "meh. . . This is alright" because i hadn't received a good blowjob to rave about in literal years and gave up on it. But damn was this an amazing blowjob and revitalized my hope! i had to ask her where she learned to suck dick like that and her response? "i learned studying porn. Was i good?" you certainly were!.