15 Royalty-Free Audio Tracks for "Spams"

One year of spam harvest from my inbox to the sound editor.

Sound of metal spam can being opened. Similar to the sound of a can of sardines being opened.

Sound of metal spam can being opened. Similar to the sound of a can of sardines being opened.

The third installment of reading the titles from spam emails, including such revelations as "she loves it bigger and longer" and "jay leno found taking drugs. ".

Reading the titles of a series of spam emails, most relating to penis supplements and male sexual performance either directly or euphemistically, as well as one title related to fashion.

Reading more titles from the spam box of an email account, this time with an inexplicable focus on portugal's relationship with herbal supplements. You'll jump around like a young buck after using this sample.

Cold caller left a vm, but no contact info. I guess they think i'll see the from number.

Long nails typing on a semi-clicky keyboard; regular paced typing, button mashing, and single button presses included.

Original sample downloaded from freesound. Org here:. Http://www. Freesound. Org/people/cognito%20perceptu/sounds/161057/. Processed with effects and looped to fit in time with 90 bpm breaks. Produced for the continuum-4 project which you can visit here:. Http://www. Freesound. Org/forum/dare-the-community/32704/.

Reading 17 more ridiculous spam email titles.

Spam the arcade button until it jams into an autofire :p.

Ermmm. . . . Growling laughter with nonsensical whispering.

I created another file to play when you don't recognise a telephone number that calls you, this time the people in the hoax have scottish accents and the music is deliberately degraded to make it scratchy, tinny and annoying. I was inspired by those nasty auto-switchboards you encounter now whenever you call anywhere, my thoughts were that if a spam caller conected to an auto-switchboard hopefully they would remove your number from their listings thinking it a business (most scammers and spammers only want to call residential numbers). Please enjoy using this to annoy the hell out of those bothersome spam callers. The music is royalty free for personal use.

A bassier, more livelier remix of gis_sweden's high pass loop. A bit of distortion on the low end makes the bass crunchier than the overdone toast i had for breakfast this morning. - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - -. License : the original source is licensed under cc0 public domain (free to use, no credits requred. ) no need to credit me neither. As always with music stuff here on freesound, it sounds best when downloaded.

I created this spoof auto switchboard for when i get spam calls on the telephone in the uk, simply start the file playing when you do not recognise an incoming call by the caller id, place your phone close to the speaker and let it run. The intent is to make the spammer caller think that the number is just an auto switchboard and hopefully remove the number from their database.