31 Royalty-Free Audio Tracks for "Ridiculous"

A lot of insane noise that could almost make a ridiculous rythm.

He asked me if i really planned to do something. Of course.

The short prepositional phrase, "with peanut butter smothered all over the top. ".

Reading 17 more ridiculous spam email titles.

Soccer balls, of course. I have no additional words.

The third installment of reading the titles from spam emails, including such revelations as "she loves it bigger and longer" and "jay leno found taking drugs. ".

Reading more titles from the spam box of an email account, this time with an inexplicable focus on portugal's relationship with herbal supplements. You'll jump around like a young buck after using this sample.

Constant arpeggiators rolling with the waves, shoulda added a panning lfo but o well. Added eq eleminate some frequencies.

Ridiculous by Monplaisir

Ridiculous by Monplaisir

A funny patch i made on my little modular. Unedited sound file. I'm creating tones with a clock divider and a mixer. I insert a little chaos in to the tone sequence. Constantly changing "melody". And the bass is connected to the melody. . .

Original sound captured using a zoom h5 recorder and a rode nt5 microphone. Cut and reversed in ocenaudio. Timestretching and filtering (pro-filter, talk wah) applied using reaper. It started here:http://freesound. Org/people/cabled_mess/sounds/352069/http://freesound. Org/people/cabled_mess/sounds/360734/. It's always nice to hear what projects you use these sounds for. Let me know. One more thing. Maybe check out my links, perhaps you'll find something you like. :o).

Made these sounds with a sheet of metal! would love to know what people use it for :).

Made these sounds with a sheet of metal! have you ever heard how crazy gibbons sound in the wild? it can sound very similar to this. Would love to know what people use it for :).

Made these sounds with a sheet of metal! have you ever heard how crazy gibbons sound in the wild? it can sound very similar to this. Would love to know what people use it for :).

Sounds like a cartoon getting hit on the head with a frying pan to me. But it can be whatever you want it to be! would love to know what people use it for :).

Clapping under a bridge with a ridiculous echo.

Was going for percussive synth aisian/bali gamelan. . . In a ridiculous way.

Bhs stands for butthole surfers. Aka the most awesomest lsd-driven, anti-corporate, outrageous, crazy, ridiculous, band ever to exist ever!!!http://buttholesurfers. Com/radio. Htmlaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaahhhh!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!.

A synth voice reading a section from the infamous criminal justice bill. The section that kicks off with the ridiculous repetitive beats line. . .

Bhs stands for butthole surfers. Aka the most awesomest lsd-driven, anti-corporate, outrageous, crazy, ridiculous, band ever to exist ever!!!http://buttholesurfers. Com/radio. Htmlaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaahhhh!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!.

Random noise from fiddling around with a cable i was recording with. Recorded like this, it was kinda ridiculous but very fun:iphone -> 1/8" to rca cable -> used one of the rca outputs -> rca to 1/4" adapter -> scarlett 2i2 -> protools.

Produced in reasynth then rendered then pitch shifted. The quality was put to the absolute maximum (somewhat to ridiculous degrees) as to provide maximuim headroom for pitch-shifting, headroom and to stop a form of foldback aliasing in sound from occuring - sustaining fidelity.

Maybe someone could find a use for this. I doubt it. Rising tone from 440 to 880 hz, with extra harmonics arising over that period. Random slow panning l/r. Much faster random panning (~200 hz), but shallower. Ridiculous echo and reverb. Just what i felt like doing on a sunday morning.

The sounds of when you unplug an audio cable and plug it back in. Recorded like this, it was kinda ridiculous but very fun:unplugging and re-plugging a 1/8" to rca cable from a phone -> used one of the rca outputs -> rca to 1/4" adapter -> scarlett 2i2 -> protools.

Kinda self-explanatory, the 8-bit bleeps and bloops from playing a video game. Recorded like this, it was kinda ridiculous but very fun:my laptop when i was playing that little dinosaur game that loads when your page doesn't load -> 1/8" to rca cable -> used one of the rca outputs -> rca to 1/4" adapter -> scarlett 2i2 -> protools.

Two minutes of truly annoying canine posturing you can play on loop to spread hate and discontent amongst your office mates. Or if you need barking ranch dogs and a fairly close barking coyote, there is lots to lift out. Translate what they are saying to each other for ridiculous videos. "give me a chicken. " "no. No. " "we know you got chickens. We'll split them with you, 60-40. " "no. No no no no no. No. ".

your call has been forwarded to an automated voice messaging system. 0, 1, 2, 3, 4, 5, 6, 7, 8, 9 is not available. After the tone, please record your message. When you are finished recording, you may hang up, or press one for more options. Beeeep. I called a few of my friends to make sure i got all of the numbers so y'all can move them all around however you want <3 love u. Recorded like this, it was kinda ridiculous but very fun:iphone -> 1/8" to rca cable -> used one of the rca outputs -> rca to 1/4" adapter -> scarlett 2i2 -> protools.

Hail comes inthis was a strange storm. Tons of lightning, but only distant thunder. The rain was nearly falling vertically. Audio description: may 20, 2014. Hail comes in and pounds a deck outside for about a minute or so, then fades and raindrops themselves take prominence. The wind picks up, so you can hear wind chimes going at it and some deep rolling thunder far in the background. If you’ve experienced high winds before, it will probably sound scary to you at volume. Recorded with a tascam dr-05 with a dead cat and no low cut. I got the mics as close to an open window as i could without being ridiculous. Cropped and faded in and out in audacity. No other modifications, so you’ll have to normalize it and equalize to your liking. Might be useful as a “heavy rain” sound, since the hail kind of sounds like that anyway.

I'm attempting to create a controllable thunderstorm for a film, and this is my first legitimate attempt. This recording consists of 4 samples of rain, and another 3 samples of rain+thunder that i recorded one afternoon. Equipment used was the inbuilt mics on a roland r-26, and a sennheiser me66 into a sound devices 702. The clips were recorded at 96khz/24-bit, and they were processed at 48khz/24-bit. For processing, i put the samples into kyma, and crossfaded for texture. The howling wind sound is an analog-style low pass filter's frequency, level, and resonance being controlled by a wacom intuos4 pen/tablet. The rain slowly swells, which was done by changing parameters of a granular reverb. The thunder was also controlled by the wacom tablet, with x, y, and z (pressure) dimensions mapped to making the thunder swell in level, density, and texture. This could have been output in surround, but i don't have that many monitors ;). This style of "rain-synthesis" can also go on indefinitely. Please let me know what you think of the quality of this track; eg, if it sounds real, if the wind sounds ridiculous, too much thunder, etc. Use this sound (wherever) if you want to, or let me know if you'd like an mp3 of this, or for it to last longer. I'd like some credit if you do use it, but it's no big deal. A blog is up explaining the method of creation here:http://www. Kylehughesaudio. Com/2/post/2013/02/tempest. Html.